Crime dosent exist so cops spend their time breaking up parties and "warning" people about using drugs. "Punk" people are posers, "ghetto" people are expelled. Finals are not allowed until high school, SATs are always aced. The high school student parking lot contains nicer cars than the faculty's. The public school is practically private and the houses are bigger than apartment buildings. Home to JAPs, jews, Posers, and possibly one black person. One of the richest towns in New Jersey, The East Coast, The United States, etc. Short Hills is also known for its mall, home to many of the upscale merchants that have residences on Fifth Avenue in NYC. As a point of refference, Newsweeks' top 1200 list is based around the top 5% of public schools in the nation. According to the same publication, when compared to other schools in New Jersey, the school system was ranked 6th. The other key reason why Short Hills has such drawing power is that the school system is considered to be one of the best in the nation, ranked 181st according to Newsweeks' 20 high schools publication. All of the afforementioned towns are connected to NYC via the Morris and Essex Line on NJTransit and have direct service to New York City's Penn Station as well as Hoboken's train station, which provide access to NYC through the Path Train system and both the Financial District and Wall Street bound ferries. Along with Millburn, Summit, Madison, Chatham, Maplewood and South Orange, Short Hills acts as a Bedroom community for many commuters. The first draw is the town's proximety to New York City. There are two majors draws to living in Short Hills. Many of the town's residents are Investment Bankers, Doctors, Laywers and members of other well-respected, fairly well paid professions. The town also was ranked 66h overall, ahead of almost all of the affluent communities in Fairfield county, CT (Only Riverside, New Cannan and Greenwich placed higher). SHORT HILLS MALL ZIPAccording to Forbes' 500 Most Expensive Zip Codes of 2006, Short Hills was ranked 5th overall in NJ behind Alpine, New Vernon, Mantoloking and Stone Harbor. Short Hills is one of the wealthiest towns in New Jersey. We will never know how the real world works because our parents will pay for our NYC apartment out of college and everything after that:)Īfter seeing all of the negative press for Short Hills, I feel that, as a resident, there should be an unbiased, neutral opinion that contains fact, as opposed to fiction, about the town itself, not the people whom are targeted by these negative diatribes. some people exaggerate it here just because they are jealous of he bubble that we live in. They insta themselves drinking because parents dgaf. high schoolers have parties every weekend where there is pot and expensive vodka. Chinese and Indians move here for the schools. with the japs, we do have caps (Christian American princesses) which we invented. All dads commute in and out of the city everyday. whether its the hamptons, aspen, or Boca Raton to see our grandparents, we are there. Kids go to sleepaway camp for 7 weeks leaving parents to go on trips or their beach houses. girls in elementary or middle school shop at Gotham and kids at heart. the only sandwiches you get at the Millburn Deli is the Godfadda or Jay Ray. The famous short hills mall is where there is every designer brand and the Starbucks line is always long. mostly everyone lives in giant mansions but there are some small houses. All the girls dress like they're 20 in Bebe dresses, push up bras and 6 inch heels. boys jump around in a circle yelling "fuck the police" or "we slay p*ssy". the traditional turbulence dance at every mitzah. 7th grade is batmitzah season, where most kids are invited to about 100 throughout the year. I've lived in shit hills my whole life so here's a bit about it.
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